Friday, October 7, 2011

[Joke] Professor Outwits Students

Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. However, they decided to party instead. So, when they went to the test, they decided to tell the professor that their car had broken down the night before due to a very flat tyre and they needed a bit more time to study.

The professor told them that they could have another day to study. That evening, both of the boys crammed all night until they were sure that they knew just about everything.

Arriving to class the next morning, each boy was told to go to separate classrooms to take the exam. Each shrugged and went to two different parts of the building. As each sat down, they read the first question.

"For 5 points, explain the contents of an atom."

At this point, they both thought that this was going to be a piece of cake, and answered the question with ease.

Then, the test continued... "For 95 points, tell me which tyre it was."



Bibliography
The Comedy Zone (2009) Student Joke, "Fooling the Professor", http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/education/student010.htm. [Retrieved 7th October 2011]

Thursday, October 6, 2011

PTPN Loan Guide


Plagarised From: http://collegesmalaysia.com/2011/03/application-for-ptptn-loan/
www.ptptn.gov.my
PERBADANAN TABUNG PENDIDIKAN TINGGI NASIONALLot G2, Tingkat Bawah, 
Wisma Chase Perdana,
Off Jalan Semantan,
Damansara Heights,
50490 Kuala Lumpur.
Please contact PTPTN HOTLINE – 03-2080 4455 for any inqueries.

Online applications methods are as follows:
  • Applicants need to apply through PTPTN Online Loan Application Website here during the opening and closing date of application for the respective IPT.
  • Applicants must beforehand, have an individual account in the payment bank that has been decided by the IPT (refer here). Nevertheless, there were IPT’s that provided a bank account pre-opening services for applicants.
  • For Master/PhD (Full Time) students whose loan has been approved under the Second Economy Stimulus Package (Mini Budget) from Ministry of Higher Education, students have to choose courses that started with ‘Bajet Mini’ in the ‘Nama Program/Kursus’ field.
  • Applicants can check their application results via the PTPTN Online Loan Application Website  hereor visit PTPTN official website, 3 days after the closing date of online applications for their respective IPT.
  • Successful applicants then must browse the PTPTN Online Loan Application Website here to print the applications documents.
  • For printing purposes, applicant computers must be equipped with ‘Adobe Acrobat Reader’ program. If not, the program can be downloaded through Adobe official website athttp://www.adobe.com/products/acrobat/ and click the ‘Get ADOBE READER’ icon. Save and install the program in your computer.
  • Documents listed below must be printed using only white A4 paper (80 gsm), one sheet per page (no printing on front and back page on one sheet of paper) and using only black colored ink.
  1. 1 set (computer printed) and 1 copy (Photostat) of Education Loan Offer Letter (with Acceptance Letter, Permission Letter 1, 2, 3, and 4 complete with applicants signature**;
  2. 1 set (computer printed) and 1 copy (Photostat) of Education Loan Agreement complete with applicants signature**;
  3. 1 set (computer printed) and 1 copy (Photostat) of Education Loan Agreement Appendix complete with applicants signature on the space provided on below every pages of the documents**;
  4. 1 set (computer printed) and 1 copy (Photostat) of Guarantee (with Guarantor Guarantee Letter 1 and 2 and Guarantor account) complete with applicants signature**;
  5. 2 pieces of revenue stamps worth RM10.00 each** for every Loan Agreement that has been completed. The stamps must be pasted on the top right side of the front page of every agreement documents. (REFER TO APPENDIX A).
Note**
every set of documents is for Applicants and PTPTN. If applicants Guarantor needed a copy of the documents, Guarantor must submit an official letter to the address below :-
PERBADANAN TABUNG PENDIDIKAN TINGGI NASIONAL
Lot G2, Tingkat Bawah
Wisma Chase Perdana
Off Jalan Semantan
Damansara Heights
50490 Kuala Lumpur.
U/P: Unit Perjanjian
All applications must be accompanied by ONE (1) CERTIFIED TRUE COPY of the following supporting documents:
  1. Online loan application information (can be printed by pressing ‘Cetak Maklumat’ button on the Online Loan Application website) this document need no certification;
  2. Student’s identity card; (front and back of IC on the same page)
  3. SPM/SPMV certificate (a copy of the SPM examination result transcript will only be accepted if the period does not exceed TWO YEARS, i.e. commencing from year of SPM examination to year of PTPTN application / police report accompanied by SPM slip in case of missing or lost);
  4. Offer letter from IPT;
  5. Personal Account Book (the main page with account number)/ Bank Deposit Slip/ Personal account number certification according to banks specified by the IPT (if account number printed on the offer letter is wrong);
  6. Other qualification certificates/transcripts. Example: STPM/Diploma/Matriculation/Master;
  7. Pay slip / Government Pensioner’s Card / J/EA/EC/BA Form / Income Certification Form / Pension Statement  / of GUARDIAN 1;
  8. Pay slip / Government Pensioner’s Card / J/EA/EC/BA Form / Income Certification Form / Pension Statement  / of GUARDIAN 2;
  9. Pay slip / J/EA/EC/BA Form / Income Certification Form of APPLICANT;
  10. Pay slip / J/EA/EC/BA Form / Income Certification Form of APPLICANT’S SPOUSE;
  11. Identification card / Passport of BIOLOGICAL FATHER;
  12. Identification card / Passport of BIOLOGICAL MOTHER;
  13. Certificate of Death if deceased or Statutory Declaration if cannot be detected of BIOLOGICAL FATHER;
  14. Certificate of Death if deceased or Statutory Declaration if cannot be detected of BIOLOGICAL MOTHER;
  15. Confirmation Letter from Welfare Department/ Zakat Centre if receiving monthly payment from the agency – APPLICANT / MOTHER/ FATHER/ GUARDIAN.
For students who applied on the 2nd semester and above, additional supporting documents as below is also needed :
  • Confirmation Letter from IPT (to prove that the applicant is still studying);
  • Exam Results Slip of every semester before application.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Top universities, colleges in Malaysia 2011 / terbaik universiti, perguruan tinggi di malaysia 2011


629Universiti Sains Malaysia        1 

694Universiti Teknologi Malaysia        2 

731Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia        3 

771Universiti Putra Malaysia        4 

788University of Malaya        5 

995Universiti Malaysia Perlis        6 

1126Multimedia University        7 

1133Universiti Teknologi Mara        8 

1344Universiti Malaysia Pahang        9 

1491International Islamic University of Malaysia *        10 

1572Universiti Utara Malaysia        11 

1838Universiti Tun Hussein Onn Malaysia        12 

1838Universiti Tenaga Nasional        13 

1862Universiti Malaysia Sabah        14 

2106Open University Malaysia        15 

2127University of Nottingham Malaysia        16 

2154Universiti Teknologi Petronas        17 

2274Universiti Sains Islam Malaysia        18 

2993Universiti Pendidikan Sultan Idris        19 

3333Taylor's University College        20 

3450Universiti Teknikal Malaysia Melaka        21 

3847Universiti Tunku Abdul Rahman        22 

3859Universiti Malaysia Terengganu        23 

4571Universiti Malaysia Sarawak        24 

5011Universiti Tun Abdul Razak *        25 

5068Monash University Malaysia        26 

5266Universiti Industri Selangor        27 

5375Wawasan Open University        28 

5528UCSI University        29 

5554Curtin University of Technology Sarawak Campus        30 

6117Asia Pacific Institute of Information Technology        31 

6628International Medical University        32 

6716Help University College        33 

6795Tunku Abdul Rahman College        34 

6809Al Madinah International University        35 

6867Universiti Kuala Lumpur        36 

6995National Defence University of Malaysia        37 

7003Segi College        38 

7027Universiti Sultan Zainal Abidin (Universiti Darul ..        39 

7209Universiti Malaysia Kelantan        40 

7608Limkokwing University of Creative Technology *        41 

7826KDU College        42 

7991Selangor International Islamic University College        43 

8326Sunway University College        44 

8529Malaysia Theological Seminary        45 

8705Malaysia University of Science & Technology        46 

8772Olympia College Malaysia        47 

8864Swinburne University of Technology Sarawak Campus        48 

9345Malaysian Institute of Management        49 

9479University of Malaya Medical Center & Faculty of M..        50 

9541INSANIAH University College        51 

9879Taman Pertanian University        52 

9897Kuala Lumpur Infrastructure University College        53 

9911International Centre for Education in Islamic Fina..        54 

10114Majlis Peperiksaan Malaysia        55 

10143Cyberjaya University College of Medical Sciences        56 

10169Disted-Stamford College        57 

10169Berjaya University College of Hospitality        58 

10281Asia e University        59 

10425KBU International College        60 

10831New INTI College        61 

11254TATI University College        62 

11571Nilai International College        63 

11889Asia Pacific University College of Technology & In..        64 

11975AIMST University        65 



Source:
http://www.topstudylinks.com/Top-Universities-in-malaysia-c136.aspx